Comments | winduland: Damn fools.

winduland

Damn fools.

Mar 21, 2005 18:52

Today I was at the grocery store (Jedi need to eat sometimes). I came across some silly little chocolate candies called M&Ms. I chuckled to myself because I saw some pictures of peeps that I know on the wrappers. Then I found myself on the peanut variety! (I'm on the one with nuts. Go figure.) I was gonna buy some and try 'em; you know, to ( Read more... )

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kaladhwen March 22 2005, 00:38:47 UTC

Aww, poor Mace. That really sucks. Did you look at another store for M&M's?

Not yet... winduland March 22 2005, 16:32:33 UTC

Unfortunately my Jedi business prevents me from spending too much time searching for my mug on candy wrappers. I'll find 'em eventually, though. I have a feeling they will be everywhere. And I don't even need the Force to tell me that.

Re: Not yet... kaladhwen March 22 2005, 21:15:20 UTC

*nods* M&M's are goooood. :) They'll make you feel better, Mace. In fact, force feed them to all the Jedi.

(Get it? Force feed?)

sarisa March 22 2005, 00:41:10 UTC

Would smiting them be of the Dark Side? :o

Yes, unfortunately. winduland March 22 2005, 16:35:51 UTC

It is tempting to open up a can of lightsaberupyourass on them, but that would smack of the dark side. Speaking of the dark side, there were 'dark chocolate' variety M&Ms with Sithy people on the wrappers. Are they tryin' to say that 'dark chocolate' is the dark side?

Where does that leave me...?

pointyearedchic March 22 2005, 00:57:13 UTC

Mace, you you have a lolipop for all the girls? Sorry it's from the song you're listening to. ;)

And didn't the cashier realize who you were and cut you some slack? Damned peons.

Yeah, I got a lollipop... winduland March 22 2005, 16:39:51 UTC

There was no cashier; it was a 'self-service' checkout. I had to use the self-service so there would be less chance of being recognized. I was on a secret mission, after all...

Of course when I scanned the candy, the price didn't come up and the light started blinking, which was drawing unwanted attention. I had to ditch the candy and take off before people noticed me.

Re: Yeah, I got a lollipop... pointyearedchic March 22 2005, 17:58:51 UTC

You make me laugh, Mace. I guess you didn't want to get mobbed and fangirled just for trying to get a pack of M&M's. Even if you WERE on them ;)

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Of course I mean ol' George. winduland March 22 2005, 16:44:26 UTC

Who else would pimp out my likeness (and those of my friends and enemies) to every company imaginable in order to gain seemingly endless amounts of funds? Green Lantern ain't go no use for me. At least, not that I know of...?