I attended my kindergarten teacher's Christmas party friday night. My dad has been friends with her through the detroit area art scene since before I was even her student. Her husband reminds me of David Byrne. Upon entering their beautiful little house I am greeted with hummus, grape leaves, eggplant dip, sushi, veggie lasagna, barbecued ( Read more... )

Well The Nativity Story was one of the biggest pieces of shit ever. The woman at the thai restaurant I ate at beforehand wouldn't even make my pa nang 5 stars. I wanted to be tripping balls watching all that magical shit. When my mom and I were leaving the theater I just turned and looked at her questioningly. She kind of put her hands in the ( Read more... )

And so it was written in the prophecy that when the winter temperatures would reach all-time highs that three manchildren would travel to Lansing, Michigan to buy the biggest fucking amp ever made(in the 70's). The prophecy fortold that after a comic book guy who had hit a bong with Dave Sim would help the three on their journey (by selling them ( Read more... )

I'm home for thanksgiving so if anyone still reads this, call me. I got a new phone (same number) but I wasn't able to upload my old phonebook. Because of my lack of a contacts list, I am not able to screen my calls. That means this is your chance to sneak up on me and say, "hey", or possibly trap me into making plans. If I've ever flaked out ( Read more... )

InFoMerCiaLs ArE SoOOoOoOOo CrAzY!1!1!

Acceptance of the inherent truth in the recurring literary theme of the ironic pursuit and discovery of happiness through and in pain is apparently what dictates satisfaction vs. dissatisfaction in humankind.

respec.

new order and NES last night.

tonight? maybe... fire?

Silver Jews were incredible. Cassie was almost as adorable as David, who essentially played guitar while reading from his printed works that were propped upon a stand. Steve West could have done a better job on sound, but it was fucking steve westNewfound appreciation for Huey Lewis after Rock n Roll prom tonight. Never has a cover band been so ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that I was in texas in a huge open area covered with green hills. There were giant women everywhere. They weren't obese, they were just extremely large in size. I tried to run up one of the hills, but I got stuck at a steep part. One of the huge women helped me up and I said, "Thank you!" and smiled. Transitioning through ( Read more... )

I'm pathetic or hopeful or some sort of fucked middle of a venn diagram of both.