Do you remember the days? Did you forget those days?

May 01, 2005 11:32

I big fuck you to everyone leaving for the summer. This year has been much more real than I ever could have imagined. I never thought I'd meet so many cool motherfuckers while not in classes. That said, allow me to detail my drunken antics for all ya'll, 'cuz for some reason I didn't black out (for long) last night. I'm hungover, so bear with ( Read more... )

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nategowdy May 1 2005, 17:08:22 UTC
you were drunk!

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wineandcheese May 2 2005, 00:29:46 UTC
I can't believe I didn't know your name!

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nategowdy May 2 2005, 00:34:59 UTC
haha no you didn't.

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anonymous May 1 2005, 18:25:06 UTC
at one point, i sat on top of your drunk ass on the couch and was about to give you a lapdance but you motioned for me to come close so you could tell me something..
NO PRESERVAATIVES NOOOOOOO PRESERVATIVE BREAD.. bread jeremy? where am i gonna get you bread? are you serious do you really want- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESERVATIVES!!!!!!!!!
and then suggested that a certain someone get you a fresh baguette
you also called my sister and left a message, which i would really love to hear today.
and correction- you first iced your hand with a pack of frozen minced onions... i saw that and thought you were eating them and i was like EWWWWWWW SICK! but you corrected me and said you just broke your finger jumping into a fan.
lalala
nights like that i will miss this summer..
love you more than you know , j

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wineandcheese May 2 2005, 00:31:27 UTC
I'm not about to poison myself with evil processed bread... I mean seeing as how I take such good care of my body and everything. Those onions were symbolic for how much I'm gonna cry when you go.

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farookh May 1 2005, 22:37:03 UTC
Who called truce and then got hit in the face several times?

You!!!!!!

Therefore, I won. You got YOUR ass kicked and I took your lighter as a trophy.

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wineandcheese May 2 2005, 00:28:59 UTC
So basically you caused my blackout is what you're saying... you brutal brutal woman

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dots_and_lines May 1 2005, 22:42:01 UTC
french baguettes, you just wanted his french ass. don't lie.

i'll be here all summer harassing you and hodges and you're going to love every damn minute of it.
xo

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wineandcheese May 2 2005, 00:29:27 UTC
Oh we will... we'll savor the seconds and other poetic things like that

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