Anti-OTP: Osric/Rosencrantz

[winestains]

*it's a bright and sunlit day in early June, which of course makes it a perfect day to get all dressed up (he's always all dressed up, mind you) and take a stroll

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*oh, rain -- ! enjoys bright and sunlit days as much as the next courtier, truly he does, but rain means all sorts of fun splashing about, observing wave interference patterns in the puddles, making neat little things in the mud and generally making a giddy fool of himself -- and in his bedraggled, ridiculous state runs into osric very literally*

*sheepishsmile* hullo.

[winestains]

*oh dear, now not only is suit wet, but it's quite possibly muddy, isn't it? and those were his new white trousers, too--*

*it's fair enough to say that Osric looks profoundly miserable* Hi.

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*poor poor osric; ros will just be tilting his head at him, and observing (with his amazing powers of observation) --* you're all wet.

[winestains]

*almost a whimper (he's not so composed, you see, when he's upset)* I know. It's terrible.