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winewomenand

[dio]

Apr 10, 2009 01:30

[ voice post ]

I should like to clear something up before any of you rabble go to see A Midsummer Night's Dream. I don't do housework, so don't get any funny ideas ( Read more... )

orgy please, loud noises!, demands an explanation for this bs, psychotic bitches, salome, scream, what belongs to goodfellow, would be happier drunk, the springtime is for lovers, wine sheep and song, oh fuck me, goodfellow

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VOICE; 1/1 she has no words for you. only this face. captainshort April 10 2009, 05:41:33 UTC

[....silence...]

VOICE; hi holly winewomenand April 10 2009, 05:42:56 UTC

I need bleach. It's all necrotic and oozy.

I may vomit.

VOICE; robin wtf captainshort April 10 2009, 05:48:09 UTC

... who is, Salome? But she's a cat.

Right?

VOICE; winewomenand April 10 2009, 05:50:25 UTC

She's a corpse.

Who somehow managed to find my side through the great voids of the universe, despite all odds to the contrary. I don't know whether to curse her out or to praise her infinite loyalty and good taste.

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voice; adamantined April 10 2009, 05:45:56 UTC

[ distinct silence then - ]

Wear a condom.

voice; winewomenand April 10 2009, 05:47:56 UTC

Of course. I typically do, although once in a while I do get the urge to spice things up with a little bit of bareback riding, if you get my picture.

I do miss the days of sheepskin condoms, though. Just something about a non-synthetic prophylactic has its charms.

voice; 1/3 sob robin adamantined April 10 2009, 05:49:12 UTC

voice; adamantined April 10 2009, 05:49:32 UTC

That sounds absolutely disgusting.

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voice; /trolls you blackeyedskank April 10 2009, 05:48:34 UTC

Whatever that is, I like its style.

voice; winewomenand April 10 2009, 05:54:50 UTC

A cat. Or a sociopathic feline bitchgoddess with a penchant for showing her adoration of me in less than socially acceptable ways.

Take your pick, Ruby. Take it and go away.

voice; blackeyedskank April 10 2009, 05:59:08 UTC

You don't get rid of me that easy, baby~ Especially if you're advertising a sociopathic feline bitchgoddess who left something sticky all over your sheets. I think she sounds completely charming.

voice; winewomenand April 10 2009, 06:02:25 UTC

Salome is an evil little skank. But she appreciates me, which is more than I can say for some creatures that I know.

Don't you have a human to be ruining for life?

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passionforshoes April 10 2009, 05:56:40 UTC

And suddenly the City explodes in a fit of herpes, crabs, the clap and unwanted crumbsnatchers.

winewomenand April 10 2009, 05:58:06 UTC

I'm clean, you frigid bitch.

Well, at least, anything that I may have is reasonably dormant. I'm not growing any moss at the moment at least.

passionforshoes April 10 2009, 06:00:18 UTC

No, the frigid bitch would be Lumi. She's down two blocks and around the corner. See her when you need to freeze the warts on your dick.

winewomenand April 10 2009, 06:03:29 UTC

I don't get warts. And even if I did, all of the friction would rub them down to nothingness to begin with.

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IDK WHAT I'M DOING. lionesscouchant April 10 2009, 06:02:42 UTC

...May the first?

That's my birthday.

IDK IDK winewomenand April 10 2009, 06:05:16 UTC

Beltane is an excellent day for a birthday, for those of us who can remember things like birthdays.

Think you'll get a lot of presents?

lionesscouchant April 10 2009, 06:07:27 UTC

My family arranged for a tournament on it.

winewomenand April 10 2009, 06:09:22 UTC

Do you like a good tournament? What kind of a tournament?

Are there prizes?

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