[dio]

[winewomenand]

[ voice post ]

I should like to clear something up before any of you rabble go to see A Midsummer Night's Dream. I don't do housework, so don't get any funny ideas

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voice;

[monsterbaiting]

[this is the sound of uncontrollable laughter]

voice;

[winewomenand]

I'm glad that I seem to amuse. Do you have a yes or no answer for me?

voice;

[monsterbaiting]

[between laughs]

H-hold on, 'm not fffinished.

voice;

[winewomenand]

Don't waste too much of my time, girl. I've got a lot of better things and people I could be doing.

[astris_excelsa]

[winewomenand]

Problems?

HER VIRGIN EYES

[astris_excelsa]

N-Not at all!

[winewomenand]

Then you're interesting in the orgy?

[akaladybasene]

An interesting change of subject.

[winewomenand]

The orgy? But are you interested?

[akaladybasene]

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.

[winewomenand]

I can see you're a woman of superior taste and charms.

[boysuniform]

... I think you’re reading too much into the whole spring season.

[winewomenand]

I think you're not reading enough. Don't be dull, sweetie.

[boysuniform]

We could always compromise and meet in the middle.

[winewomenand]

I don't compromise. But we could always meet naked in the middle.

[i_themagician]

I think you have your pagan holidays confused, there.

[winewomenand]

I think you have me confused for a Pagan. I was just trying to find a convenient excuse to host an orgy or ten.

[i_themagician]

People need excuses now? That's a shame.

Well, kindly refrain from misinforming people that orgies are a traditional way of celebrating Beltane. I want to get more people interested in May Day, and that might become difficult if everyone thinks I want to hold an orgy.

[winewomenand]

The world hasn't been quite as interesting since Jesus Christ. At least, not as sexually interesting.

Kindly refrain from thinking I give a shit about what suits anyone but myself. My priority is myself, and that suits me very well.