[dio]

[winewomenand]

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I should like to clear something up before any of you rabble go to see A Midsummer Night's Dream. I don't do housework, so don't get any funny ideas

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[hundredflowers]

I hope that's not you trying to have sex with a cat.

[winewomenand]

Please.

I don't have sex with things I can't fit my prodigious cock into. Also, Salome is my wonderful pet.

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[hundredflowers]

Psst. Overcompensating with ego doesn't quite work.

[hundredflowers]

Now see, I'm sure that there are some people out there who think that master/slave thing is kinky.

[basstardchuck]

Ah, finally someone after my own heart. If the parties work out, I'll definitely be attending.

[winewomenand]

I promise you that a party hosted by Robin Goodfellow is like none you have ever experienced in your short life.

[basstardchuck]

You're setting your bar extremely high then. There's very little Chuck Bass hadn't experienced yet.

[winewomenand]

I invented the bar, puppy.

soooooooo late to this party

[thesecondslayer]

[laughter. just. laughter.]

Dude, I fucking love cats.

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[winewomenand]

Salome is no mere cat. Salome is a perfect machine in the sleek form of a cat.

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[thesecondslayer]

Sounds like my kinda girl.

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[winewomenand]

She's mine.

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[browning_baby]

*laughter*

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[winewomenand]

Is that a yes or a no or a 'please get naked and convince me'?

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[browning_baby]

It's a general laugh meant to show that I think I like your cat.

Getting naked isn't a good idea around me, usually. Unless you're my husband.

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[winewomenand]

Of course. Damn cat. I ought to kill her again, showing me up like this.

You and he could always watch the show from afar. Some people get off on that. Me, for instance.

[cal_sitter]

Robin. Would you care to explain why the apartment smells of ginger and rotting meat?

[winewomenand]

If you come in and look really particularly threateningly at me, I could also possibly explain why I had to throw bits of dead deer down the garbage chute and burn the bedclothes from off the couch.

[cal_sitter]

Am I not sufficiently threatening from a distance?

[winewomenand]

Call me back when you learn how to throttle me with only the power of your mind.

My cat's found me like a bad case of the warts. Isn't she clever?