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winewomenand

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May 22, 2009 00:38

What's the difference between medium and rare?

Six inches is medium, nine inches is rare.

Anyway, the weather's finally getting fit for a lamb roast, and I've been saving up, so I think it's about time we had one on the beach. A good old-fashioned open-pit barbeque, in the greatest of American traditions. That's what my country is founded on, ( Read more... )

orgy please, oic, that's hot, loud noises!, totally not desperate, have you no shame, time for a bacchanalia, the springtime is for lovers, wine sheep and song, goddamn right it's a beautiful day, in vino veritas, good mood is good, i wants a shiny, goodfellow

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playstheblues May 22 2009, 04:54:47 UTC

Oh geez. That's terrible.

But that party sounds like fun.

winewomenand May 22 2009, 04:56:53 UTC

What's terrible?

We'll see who's interested. I'm not going to drop money on all that good meat if nobody plans on eating it. Sometimes people here need to remember how to live a little, I swear.

playstheblues May 22 2009, 05:02:07 UTC

That joke.

People around here are always in for free food.

winewomenand May 22 2009, 05:03:34 UTC

It was a great joke. What do you call two lesbians on their period?

That's the only thing intelligent about them, some days. They want to eat.

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NO I AM NOT SORRY mohindercooks May 22 2009, 04:55:44 UTC

Inches of what? I thought medium and rare were supposed to tell you how well something was cooked.

winewomenand May 22 2009, 04:58:17 UTC

Sometimes they also tell you how deep you're going to be excavating that night. Which is why we need to measure the inches.

blackeyedskank May 22 2009, 04:57:44 UTC

Where do I get a roll of duct tape and a taser?

winewomenand May 22 2009, 04:59:15 UTC

Under some circumstances, I would consider that a very hot come-on. Gracelessly, this is not one of them.

Do you eat people food? Or do you eat people food?

1/3 blackeyedskank May 22 2009, 05:00:19 UTC

blackeyedskank May 22 2009, 05:00:46 UTC

The word you're looking for is 'fortunately.' Fixed that for you.

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winewomenand May 22 2009, 05:11:24 UTC

How do you give a blind woman the thrill of her life?

Leave a plunger in the toilet.

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winewomenand May 22 2009, 05:20:13 UTC

I could do it again. I could go all night. Two nights with a little bit of sweat and caffeine.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and your father?

Bigfoot was better in bed.

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cry_reaper May 22 2009, 05:15:33 UTC

Interesting double entendre. Dare I ask how you're served?

winewomenand May 22 2009, 05:21:36 UTC

Extra rare with a ragout of sherry and wild mushrooms, if you're into that.

cry_reaper May 22 2009, 05:29:54 UTC

Sounds overly messy.

Planning a big party, then, Sir...?

winewomenand May 22 2009, 05:33:45 UTC

Are you afraid to get messy?

Planning big parties is what I do.

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