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[winewomenand]

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[ for a few seconds, there is a clop-clop noise, before a growl of frustration. ]

This is starting to get very tired very quickly. Most importantly, this isn't my lot in life. I'm the practiced beguiler. Never the straight man. Such a thing is clearly and emphatically not the way of any sane universe.

[ more rustling and bright,

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(placeholding)

[starchilde_lost]

...Robin? Are you okay?

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[winewomenand]

Of course I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be perfectly okay? I'm only in dire need of a hairbrush, and, oh yes, my legs.

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[starchilde_lost]

Legs?

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[winewomenand]

Legs. Mine are not normally those of a goat.

spamming you wit mah pups - and placeholding, too

[missesthestars]

Have you found yourself cursed this day, Robin?

audio; but i love pup spam

[winewomenand]

You would like that, wouldn't you Promise?

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[missesthestars]

I don't know if "like" is exactly the right word...

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[winewomenand]

I can smell your schadenfreude from ten miles away. I invented the concept.

[playstheblues]

A lost woodland creature?

[winewomenand]

A slightly confused well-respected creature of legend, thank you very much for belittling my always superior presence.

[playstheblues]

What kingdom do you hail from?

[winewomenand]

I don't believe in kings. Officials should always be elected, so that we may better and more knowledgeably mock them.

[justashow]

It speaks?

[winewomenand]

Of course it speaks, you noisy little donkey foal. It speaks with a skill and fervor you shall never match so long as you live your short, mayfly life.

[justashow]

Watch your tongue, or it'll be cut out.

[winewomenand]

You are welcome to try to so much as touch my face without permission, provided that you want my non-existent foot up your ass, Kyle. But maybe you're into that, I don't judge. Much.

[witchinbloom]

Hello, little beast!

I'm terribly behind on my embroidery; would you have the heart to come lend me a paw?

[OOC: She's not cursed. She's just tormenting him!]

[winewomenand]

Little? No part of me but my waistline is little. The rest is perfectly proportioned in an ethereally perfect semblance of masculine beauty.

And don't ask me to help with housework! I'm liable to be compelled at this rate.

[witchinbloom]

Housework? I do have some scrubbing in the bathroom what needs to be done...

[winewomenand]

You are so infinitely lucky that I am lost in this garden to the point that I can't have good reason to resent you utterly tomorrow.