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[winewomenand]

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[ for a few seconds, there is a clop-clop noise, before a growl of frustration. ]

This is starting to get very tired very quickly. Most importantly, this isn't my lot in life. I'm the practiced beguiler. Never the straight man. Such a thing is clearly and emphatically not the way of any sane universe.

[ more rustling and bright,

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[justashow]

It speaks?

[winewomenand]

Of course it speaks, you noisy little donkey foal. It speaks with a skill and fervor you shall never match so long as you live your short, mayfly life.

[justashow]

Watch your tongue, or it'll be cut out.

[winewomenand]

You are welcome to try to so much as touch my face without permission, provided that you want my non-existent foot up your ass, Kyle. But maybe you're into that, I don't judge. Much.

[justashow]

How dare you speak to me in that manner, creature. And using my name without permission as well.

You are lucky my father does not have you executed.

[winewomenand]

Creature? Creature? I have a name of my own, you vainglorious windbag, and you would do best to give me the respect of using it.

I'm going to make you regret this very much tomorrow.

[justashow]

You will do no such thing.

[winewomenand]

I most certainly will. You're in no position to order someone like me around.

[justashow]

I'm the crown prince. The only one in a higher position to order you around is my father.

[winewomenand]

Incorrect. I have no sovereign.

[justashow]

Everyone bows to something. Even when they won't admit it.

[winewomenand]

Oh, please. Come here and pull down your pants and you'll find the only thing I am willing to get on my knees for.

[justashow]

Excuse me?

[winewomenand]

I said shut your completely lunatic mouth and harass me no more unless you plan on letting me take advantage of you. I'm horny.

[justashow]

You can't be serious. Your lower half isn't even...I mean...

I am certainly not the lunatic here.

[winewomenand]

You think you're royalty. A lawyer. I haven't heard a more arrogantly ridiculous thing in at least forty-eight hours, I assure you.

Also, you know, just because it's hidden inside doesn't mean it isn't still there and just as needy.