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winewomenand

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Jul 07, 2009 22:48

Why aren't all of you wearing white? I want to see those leopard-print bras and Superman boxers. What a rip-off today has been.

My hair is frizzy for no good reason.

And if I find a single one of you has gotten my cat wet, there will be hell to pay and you should all be aware of it. She is somewhat dry clean only.

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awillowywitch July 8 2009, 02:58:56 UTC

[rolling her eyes] Poor Robin. How you must have suffered.

winewomenand July 8 2009, 03:07:21 UTC

I suffer frequently and in great amounts. Such is my semi-charmed life.

I would be amenable to you fixing my suffering, however.

awillowywitch July 8 2009, 03:09:41 UTC

You're not really my type. Wrong gender and all.

winewomenand July 8 2009, 03:11:19 UTC

I'm sure there is a witch or a gypsy out there somewhere willing to change that for a price.

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audio; iseemore July 8 2009, 03:00:58 UTC

You dry clean your cat.

...

Really?

audio; winewomenand July 8 2009, 03:10:39 UTC

Not really. I don't clean my cat at all. She's been mummified.

audio; iseemore July 8 2009, 04:51:31 UTC

Together forever---I always thought that seemed a bit extreme, sweet too though I---

Oh....er....I'm...sorry?

audio; winewomenand July 8 2009, 05:09:07 UTC

No, I got her this way. It's perfectly alright. She doesn't eat, sleep, drink or shed.

She does occasionally kill wildlife and neighborhood pets.

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justashow July 8 2009, 03:04:59 UTC

You want to see Superman boxers? I think I'm declaring those a crime against nature.

winewomenand July 8 2009, 03:12:38 UTC

A hot mess is still hot, even if he's a mess.

justashow July 8 2009, 03:14:46 UTC

I like to have higher expectations.

winewomenand July 8 2009, 03:16:29 UTC

I have my own kind of expectations. I expect to go home with someone at the end of the night. What type of someone, I am not so picky.

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playstheblues July 8 2009, 03:09:18 UTC

Because I don't own white.

winewomenand July 8 2009, 03:13:18 UTC

Gods, not even a single outfit? Everyone should own some white linen.

playstheblues July 8 2009, 03:14:44 UTC

I have some slightly paler blue.

winewomenand July 8 2009, 03:37:38 UTC

Pale blue doesn't count. White. Linen. Every man.

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monsterbaiting July 8 2009, 03:09:54 UTC

Not together, I hope. That's just tacky.

winewomenand July 8 2009, 03:13:37 UTC

Tacky can be nice as well.

monsterbaiting July 8 2009, 03:14:32 UTC

That's because tacky is usually half naked.

winewomenand July 8 2009, 03:18:47 UTC

Half naked is nearly always nice. Do you not agree?

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