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witty angel
“I spent my first 50 years trying to become well known as a writer,
and the next 30 trying to avoid being famous.
I walk down the street now or go to a football game and people shout
"Hey Andy!"
And I hate that.”
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having pizza in style
Jacob: “Are you Steve Jobs?”
Cal: “What?”
Jacob: “Hold on a second. Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?”
Cal: “No.”
Jacob: “Oh. Okay. Well, in that case, you got no right to wear New Balance sneakers ever.”
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