So - yeah, as you just read - we’re gonna have a funeral for Jake’s hamster ( Read more... )

Horatio died today ( Read more... )

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Ok, you fuckers out there targeting me, listen up ( Read more... )

Someones trying to kill my mom. I dont know why. Why would anyone want to kill her? i thought she was friends with everyone ( Read more... )

So.

As if getting shot and poisoned - yes, that’s right, SHOT and POISONED - wasn’t bad enough, but my favorite t-shirt got ruined during all of this! First by the freaking bullet being fired into my sternum, then when the magical doctor people had to cut it off me to, you know, plug up the massive bleeding hole in my chest.

So whoever brings me ( Read more... )

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So, hey, Rae ( Read more... )

Well.

This'll be interesting!

...

How Why do I get myself into these things?

Oh, it's not that I regret it. Just - Gods save me from the inevitable ensuing bitch fights.

Oh, hey, Maj? I'm getting a roommate. Well - two of them, actually.

Because I know I'm not the only one who pictures their character's closets and wardrobes in vivid retail.


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