Where to start? My humans decided to move me to a new house, which upset me so much I punished them by hiding under the bed for a week and refusing to eat. And speaking of litterboxes, I just hate having to go inside. The girl human hates having to clean it too, so to punish her I make sure to use it right before she takes her shower in the morning ( Read more... )

Yes, I've been lazy. I'm a goddamn cat, after all.

Jen and Dan have started letting me out to play. I've taken to lying on the porch railing all day in the sun and watching the hummingbirds at the feeder. Someday I'm gonna learn to climb that tree, dammit. Maybe after this nap...........

Well, I've been lazzzy... sleeping. Batting at my girl human's face while she sleeps. Eating. Stalking the fish (I'll get those little bastards someday!). Meow. Come over and snuggle with me!!

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~Winston

I've discovered that it amuses me to no end when I stand on the counter, reach down into the basket by the door, and pick things up, one by one, then drop them on the floor. It's an extra bonus when the girl comes home and finds a pile of mardi gras beads, business cards, and other assorted junk on the floor. Hey, if they didn't want me to play ( Read more... )

Yesterday I tricked the girl into feeding me 3 times instead of two. To make up for it I fetched and cuddled with her for a while. Her friend came over in the afternoon, and I greeted her properly by purring for a minute, then biting her elbow. Silly humans ( Read more... )

So last night I decided to hassle my people... The girl one rubbed water on my head and got me all wet! The nerve! I chased her around and bit her ankles until she and the boy one tortured me by playing "keep-away" with my fetchy toy ( Read more... )

Hi everyone, I'm Winston. I own two humans, Jen and Dan. They seem to think they own me, but we all know how that really works...

Since I appear to have quite a fan club among my humans' friends, I though I'd start a journal to keep you all up to date on your favorite handsome evil cat.... Stay tuned, kids!

Rawr!

~Winston