Krista. Her name is Krista. She swings her dirty blond hair around and bends down to retrieve a prize. The fake tan on her shining left buttock greets the customers. My underwear covers more than than her shorts.

Injustice. Her sales are really not fair. I tie up my shirt to my midriff once, because it is hot, you see, and HeadBitch happens to ( Read more... )

First off, I would like to wish Mr. Edward Harrison Norton a very happy albeit belated 38th birthday. I was going to post this on the day (August 18th) but work got in the way.


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I just had to post this despite my customary wait-half-a-year-before-updating routine. Right now, like many people, I expect (Kiara in particular), I feel like I can't do anything. I tried reading a Potter book. Couldn't. Tried reading Maya. Couldn't. All I can do is sit and wait ( Read more... )

I was under the impression I could do everything ( Read more... )

Recently, it occured to me that Boy is not as awesome as previously assumed. It came as quite a shock, but the fact of the matter was, something had to be done ( Read more... )

I realize I am lazy beyond measure. Well. I've always known that. But looking at the sad state of my beloved LiveJournal vigorously reminds me of that ( Read more... )

I have not been united with the beauteous Internet much the past few weeks. It is a pity, for I have forgotten all I meant to post on LiveJournal, my Friends page is overflowing, and I have been seriously behind on my Benji!Duties ( Read more... )

But there are some of your typical Non-Benji, Good 'Gwen's-Crapped-Up-Life' stuff in here. :)

I swear, it's summer, and I've never been more busy the whole year. Though, it's not really me being proficient. Just very dedicated and FanGirlSpammy. But I suppose it's good practice for when I really do have stuff to say ( Read more... )

Says Kiara, your last post sucked. It had no lusting as is your usual style. Says I, Crazy fag! That whole post was lusting. First Daquiri lusting, then Benji lusting, then Beckham lusting. And she says, well, it's not enough, and not apparent enough ( Read more... )

God damn, it's been long!

Well. Starting off with something familiar: I honestly worry for Mother sometimes. Her blankness scares me. One day, I'm gonna turn around and realize I have a RealPotato for a mother. And then I will shrug and say aloud, "Well, it would be a waste...", shove her into the oven and make myself a real nice meal. Mmm ( Read more... )