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wirelow

Bulimic Hippopatamus Babies

May 13, 2004 12:02

So I went running with Stalker Bill the other day. We struck fear into the hearts of Memorial Park yuppie glamour joggers. Bill needs to work on his wind. I really think he wasn't into it. I was expecting for him to run further than he should and then tackle some jogging doctor in New Balance shoes and then hold him down and barf in his face. ( Read more... )

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michaelodwyer May 19 2004, 10:03:27 UTC

Dude, I just got your past two messages. Oops. I'll carry a phone with me or something. Yeah, the next time you want to go running, I'm down.
If you can't reach me at home, call this number: 281-546-4051
ANd it sucks balls that I probably won't be able to see SKinny Puppy.
I'm going to try and sell my car within the next month. I would sell it to you or something but I wouldn't recommend it as the car is becoming a hassle to maintain.

A likely story wirelow May 19 2004, 13:24:54 UTC

(9 am in the morning) *ring ring* *ring ring*
Stalker Bill looks at the number on the phone.
"It's that human jack rabbit again. Fuck Captain Runner's World, I'm trying to watch Regis".

I bought The American Dagoe Frog a belated graduation present.
I bought a couple of six packs of beer. The Bastion of Whitetrashdom has stock piled all the reserves it will need for the next month. The fridge is full of wine beer and condiments.