So anyway I was at work today talking to my jail bunny operations manager about various places around this town where TV/TS hang out. For the lay person, if you ever see those letters in the back of a newspaper you don't pay for somewhere near the strip clubs, escorts, and massage parlors, it stands for transvestites and transsexuals. There are ( Read more... )

My sister started a poetry reading here in San Francisco, at a little cafe that is just barely hanging on, which is run by North Africans. Not really blacks, these dirty brown people are descendents of the Pheonicians and Carthaginians. Home of one of my favorite historical figures Hannibal ( Read more... )

So Sam called yesterday. Now he's a bartender at the Queen Triscuit. He's making decent scratch. He got a bunch of free guitars and I'm trying to get him to send me one. It would be great. I would play it everyday. It would be another weapon besides reading that could keep me from turning into a total alcoholic ( Read more... )

My boss has put me in charge of the Christmas party.

One problem...

I HATE CHRISTMAS!!!

I was at a bar last night waiting for my sisters and my/their friend Jan (who I want to put a weiner into). Some blonde chick comes over. I watch the world series as she watches the UCLA game. Hot but too snooty. Stuff was OK ( Read more... )

Alright so my fat little brother with the giant red afro came to visit up until last week. We were walking down Mission St. one day when some Mexican guy saw Red's hair and shouted, " E-Stu-Pee-Dough!" I shot back, "I'm not sure what he said but what ever it was it sounded dumb, because it was in Spanish...whatever the hell he said ( Read more... )

I have an interview in the morning. Cool. My sisters and their friends want me to stay. Hmm. We'll see what happens. Having a great time.

After grajeeatin' with honors I'm fuck fuck fuckin' around in Cape Cod. Weather usually in the 80's for a high. A nice change of pace. My friend with the place here says he can do without the summers there and the winters here. That's what I want to do when I'm old. Have two places in different climates to hop back and forth between so I never ( Read more... )

I've been drinking coffee all day. Now I feel like my friend Tom who has adult ADD. I know other people who say they have it, but in those cases I feel as though it is an explanation and license for them to be abnoxious from time to time; not to mention a great way to score goof balls. I really didn't believe it was an actual condition until I ( Read more... )

A couple of nights ago my brother's bike and back pack were stolen out of the back seat of my car. The fuckers broke out the small back window. Those are the most costly. He's paying ( Read more... )