Havoc was fun last night. A couple of the chicks out there looked good. It was nice to see Pope Walrus. He is making a brain scrambling devise to help him escape this reality. This orange juice tastes like shit ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was hanging out with the old lady. I ended up getting to her place around 10. We watched a little Leno, then she wanted to go to sleep. I layed there with her for a while ( Read more... )

These days have melted together as I run in circles wasting my time on my daily routine. I'm sure I spend the night with the old lady more than I have with the folks. I sleep in alot since my only job is being unemployed. It pays better than I thought it would ( Read more... )

I think I really broke up with Sugar Momma II on Saturday. I guess I shouldn't have called her old and fat ( Read more... )

OK so I got the old lady some flowers and a ballon with a frog on it which read, "I'm Toadally Yours" for Valentine's Day ( Read more... )

I banged the old lady in the ass the other week. We went to Cindie's and got some Kama Sutra stuff and some Anal ease. She kept trying to get me to read the part about cunnilingus. I'm not doing it. I'd only go down on a hot chick. Even if she was hot I would reconsider my position since her twat produces so much slime...er...lubrication. She ( Read more... )

Ah shit. So the old lady calls me sobbing, begging me to come back. During that nights she told me she had a few abortions though she always wanted lots of babies. As I stormed off I said, "why don't you go have another abortion you fuckin' killer". So I went back and she was crying and I had to tell her that I didn't mean it when I said she ( Read more... )

M'kay so I've been fucking some old chick for like a month. I don't call her for a couple of days and when I see her again she says I'm not the same. I say bullshit. Stupid fucking women mind games that I just won't play. I never did ( Read more... )

Ah dammit. I just wacked it a little while ago. I really don't know if I want this old chick to be my steady fork buddy. I had to de(mastur)bate on whether or not I want this May December boinking to go on into January. Ringing in the new year with bouncing bells ( Read more... )

I got fired from Fartelli's last night. A table full of faggots didn't like me, and I kept forgetting about them. Their food wasn't hot enought or some shit. The boss lady thought that the kitchen not being able to make everything at the same time so that it'd all be hot by the time I ran the slop was some how my fault. This happened at the ( Read more... )