I've been fartin' around the job waiting tables as a waiter is prone to do. My fuckin' left foot hurts like a motherfucker. I need some new shoes or some arch supports or something. Need to find some sweet nurse's shoes ( Read more... )

This weekend was relatively uneventful. Just worked, though I must say I did a bang up job. Today I played kick ball with Red and a bunch of his co-workers' friends. Mistrients, reprobates, drug users, and probation babies all. Much more organized, eager, and serious than the HOD contests, which may have something to do with gothdom, geekdom, ( Read more... )

Yesterday was fun. I rode around on a bus to around the Austin area. Saw Enchanted Rock, Slaughter's Gap, The Devil's wash tub? I brought a rock back from around Slaughter's gap. It's supposed to be some of the oldest rock in Texas. 1.1 billion years old. On the bus I sat next to some chick named See-joo. I don't know how she spells it ( Read more... )

I volunteered at an assisted living center today. I played board games and cards with elderly geriatric senior citizens ( Read more... )

Allright so last night I went to a strip club for the 1st time in a long time. I got a lap dance from some goth chick with devil horns. She chose to dance to Marilyn Manson. Long Road Out of Hell or whaterver the fuck. I could tell she was on something by the way she demanded 10 bucks on the stage. I gave her five. We then made a deal that ( Read more... )

Alright so I was thinking about the American Dagoe Frog's get together or lack thereof and the thing that the whole thing was missing was planning. Flyers with no directions? Expecting lj queers to lift a finger, much less get up off their ass? Trying to get word out 2 days before? Sunday? Early in the evening? Neh-eh ( Read more... )

Once again I had some inspired ass entry for my future enjoyment and this fucktard lj shit crapped out, if that makes any sense. So here I am again tonight. Let's see, made fifty bucks in tips tonight. Seems like alot to a career bum like me ( Read more... )

That was probably my favorite comment when putting up flyers for the American Dagoe Frog's Roshambo and Spinn the Bottle Jamborie, which will be taking place later on tonight ( Read more... )

So last weekend I was in The Great Northwest to celebrate the marital union of 2 commrades. Etzel's uncle Bernie was this 50 year old guy who lost too many brain cells to drugs in the 70's. He was funny but he rambled about flying airplanes which he is prone to do. It was a great time everything smelled of conifer. A few hours before the ( Read more... )

I was hanging out with the American Dagoe Frog last night. We were just talking about relationships and...the past. It really sucks we should have had something planned. He started talking about his ex and how he was mean to her because he didn't know what to to with himself at the prospect of graduating from college ( Read more... )