Stalker BIll called me from Fort Whathefuck and told me basic is over. He is elated by this. I told him I'm doing fine. I am. More or less. I just get bummed alot. I think that's normal. He said he may be back in town next month ( Read more... )

I went to hang out with the American Dagoe Frog last night on the way to go bar hopping. His fat Negress roomate got in our way and started some inane conversation about how men get trained when they get married. Our combined responses can be boiled down to, "Cookie be quiet ( Read more... )

Whew! I'm glad I was just being way too self conscious. I need to take a shower. Tomorrow I'm taking my brother to the doctor. Earlier tonight I got lezzed out by him and my sister who argued that tattoos located directly above a girl's ass is not a possible indicator of a woman being sluttier than average. I get tired of them. They always ( Read more... )

Alright, so here I am. Earlier today I Jammed with both Sam and Red. Red's gotten alot better on the drums. This is a happy prospect ( Read more... )

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Ok So I think I'm over the Peace Corps thing now. Yeah, I don't think I want to live in some fucking shack in another country ( Read more... )

Well now that was quite a week-weekend. It's Tuesday. This is my Sunday. The 3rd day in my scheduled 3 day weekend. Last Thursday I was sitting around the Internship when I decided to count up my hours. I calculated 122.5 hours. I only needed 120. So of course I shook everybody's hands and said 'nice knowin' yah ( Read more... )

When I dropped that tray at work some old guy said, 'like they say in the airline busines SHIFT happens. I like the way you took care of things when they fell apart'. He then said something about something and I responded:

"Yep and now it's in the past".

He then said, "You're goddam right".

That old man was baddass.

OK so I was trying to help at work today. There was nothing for a bus boy to do. I saw Randy's tables' food getting cold. I tried to take it out on one of the big trays. I dumped the food everywhere, and the only person who cared was me ( Read more... )

So here I sit. Saturday at 1:17 according to this computer clock that plays a little bit slow. Why should I show up at work later when I really don't want to go ( Read more... )