Kids are the fucking pitswirelowNovember 30 2005, 04:08:34 UTC
Yeah that budding adult shit is a load. Tell them to be cool and act right or they'll stay all whinning and hugely stupid for the rest of their crapped out days.
New guys always get silly shit work like this. My faggot boss wants to see my creative side. He looks deep into my eyes sometimes. If I show any artistic flare at all decorating the office, he will hold out on thinking I'm totally straight.
He's hoping I'm bi. I can tell by the way he rubs my shoulders.
Ah the joys of being the new guy! Well have they given you a budget for that chore? You could do some fun things with it perhaps. The only problem is that about this time of year everyone starts acting strangely, like they're coming down with something besides a runny nose. I think they call it, "Holiday Spirit" or "Glee." Make sure you don't get too gleeful or I will pretend I don't know you if I ever see you again.
Yeah, I reread your post from last October about my attemted October Weinerfest crapping out. It was kind of depressing the way those parties just fizzled out, or never happned, but I guess that's the way things go. I had fun anyway. I would like to wear a skirt again sometime.
Yes, one day we'll all have to get together again for one last Santa Bash. So, are you settling down there in California now?
Fuck budgets.wirelowNovember 30 2005, 04:34:31 UTC
My boss is a total queer so I have to go out and buy shit for which I will later be reimbursed. My heart cries. No budget I can scrape from the top of
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You are a poet.wirelowNovember 30 2005, 04:46:51 UTC
I have read some funny things in my time. This...this is funny. Really fuckin' funny. I can't do it justice with words.
When I got this message I read it aloud to my sister and her junky husband...errrr...boyfriend (she L words him. The used of husband just then was a mistake). They did not appreciate it as much as I did. I punched her in the face and and made it so that air would get into the syringe the next time he shoots up.
They must pay for their ignorance of what is funny.
My boss is a faggot by the way. Hmmm. I'm seriously thinking about playing a metal song at the party. Did Six Feet Under ever cover a Christmas song.
I could raise lighter the 12 Days of Christmas, or perhaps Silent Night by those guys.
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and spike the punch heavily!
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That is a superior idea. I can't be totally overt, because my boss is a cheery gay homosexual.
I've actually heard him say how "spiritual" he is, and how important it is to "come from a good place". He worships cock. Dick makes him gleeful.
He will have a hard time smiling at that party, though he won't know why.
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New guys always get silly shit work like this. My faggot boss wants to see my creative side. He looks deep into my eyes sometimes. If I show any artistic flare at all decorating the office, he will hold out on thinking I'm totally straight.
He's hoping I'm bi. I can tell by the way he rubs my shoulders.
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Yeah, I reread your post from last October about my attemted October Weinerfest crapping out. It was kind of depressing the way those parties just fizzled out, or never happned, but I guess that's the way things go. I had fun anyway. I would like to wear a skirt again sometime.
Yes, one day we'll all have to get together again for one last Santa Bash.
So, are you settling down there in California now?
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Ah, the irony!
Decorate everything in black and white, and if they ask you what's up 'confess' that you are red/green color-blind.
... the death/black metal that you play, you can explain as Scandinavian caroling recorded during flu season.
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When I got this message I read it aloud to my sister and her junky husband...errrr...boyfriend (she L words him. The used of husband just then was a mistake). They did not appreciate it as much as I did. I punched her in the face and and made it so that air would get into the syringe the next time he shoots up.
They must pay for their ignorance of what is funny.
My boss is a faggot by the way. Hmmm. I'm seriously thinking about playing a metal song at the party. Did Six Feet Under ever cover a Christmas song.
I could raise lighter the 12 Days of Christmas, or perhaps Silent Night by those guys.
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