Baby Got Sac

[wirelow]

So anyway I was at work today talking to my jail bunny operations manager about various places around this town where TV/TS hang out. For the lay person, if you ever see those letters in the back of a newspaper you don't pay for somewhere near the strip clubs, escorts, and massage parlors, it stands for transvestites and transsexuals. There are

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[michaelodwyer]

Phone number? What do I have to do here?

Oh shit I forgot

[wirelow]

I meant to send you that yesterday. Wait a second. It's the same fucking one I had in Howston. Oh well. It is on its way Hugo.

I will send my number to biblioteca13684@yahoo. I hope you get it.

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[michaelodwyer]

O.k> I got it. Expect me to sexually harrass you tonight you little whore.

[sheepishlove]

So the Cali transvestites aren't as frightening as they are down in Houston. That doesn't mean you should be hanging around them. How do you end up meeting these folks?　I've never actually talked to a real live transgender person. Except for once when a streetwalking Cruella Daville asked me for a cigarette. Have you ever noticed how female villains in Disney look like cross dressers?　　Ｗｅｌｌ　Ｉhave to admit, I do miss these weird extreme subcultures that we can all just mingle with back in the U.S. Democracy and freedom are wonderful. These are the things our forefathers fought and died for.

What kind of teaching are you thinking of doing?　
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I bought a red skull cap with and Iron Cross on it.

[wirelow]

I want to be a teacher of loaves and fishes. There is a lack of appreciation for Mediterranean cuisine beside that of Dagoe-land and its tomato sauce and cheese baked open faced sandwich.

I kid.

I want to teach everybody how to 'just get along'.

I want to teach a hispanic identity/shame class.

[sheepishlove]

Are you going to be home in Houston for any part of the Holidays? I won't be able to get back to the States until the 5th of Jan.

No mister poontang I won't

[wirelow]

You lousy mexican, I will not be home for the crapped out holidays. I think I read that you would be back sometime in January. Perhaps we could coordinate to go back to the tropical paradise of bayous and mosquitos at the same juncture.

Damn high school was a long time ago.

I'm still a state champion goddamit! I'm still a state champion!!!

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[midgardsorm]

If ye be back in town by Jan. 7th, you can then catch the first Church ov Melkarth show.

Send me your mailing address! I send you demo! Hot off press! Get yours now, before the evil gets cold! Maybe get it in time to use at office x-mas party!

[sheepishlove]

I'll be back in time for your show! I checked out some of your demos on myspace and it's some pretty eerie stuff. Can I come too!? I know I haven't been that hardcore, or as loyal a fan of Undead Justin's groups, but I am a fan of Undead Justin. Besides, I think bringing my girlfriend to see Splinters of Death for our first Valentines was pretty trve! She never forgave me for that one and I never gave a damn.

[michaelodwyer]

HAPPY NEW YEAR DEGJ MY OLD, (Next to Gordon, my oldest) and best friend!!!
Hope to see you soon!
I'll call you this weekend!

How Sweet

[wirelow]

Damn. You guys fag off like a couple of old Czech church ladies!