Rumormonger in need

Mar 28, 2008 10:16

The lines are quiet these days. Haven't heard from the others, but that's not exactly a surprise really. People are quiet these days, and that's more of a concern.

No communications among you people makes my job really boring.

So, let's try something. An experiment.

All of you. Anyone that sees this, get to work.Give me a rumor. What's the ( Read more... )

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microbugs March 28 2008, 23:48:49 UTC
WELL.

I hear that in Daniel 6:45, it is written, “And then God did speak to Jesus, and He did say, ‘Know this, Jesus, for as I am Thy Heavenly Father and thou art my Son, I am speaking to you in English. And let My True Children speak naught but English from this day forth, as it is the One True Language of the Holy, and they shall be called Englishmen, for only they are my True Chosen People.’ And lo, some of the people did ignore the Word, and refused to speak the Holy Tongue, and so God struck them down with an odd smell and He did call them Foreigners. Cursed in the eyes of the Lord, the Foreigners sought revenge for the odd smell God has smote them with, and hated the Faithful who spoke God’s Tongue, and were snotty to the Holy Englishmen.”

It explains the strange things going down. I'd watch out. I bet some of them are dopplegangers who will try and steal our positions in society. OUT OF SPITE. But they could never do it. They have the weird twang and smell after all.

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wiretappingyou March 29 2008, 16:26:48 UTC
You know kid, I think you're missing a few cards for your deck.

Goddammit I hate kids

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microbugs March 29 2008, 16:31:05 UTC
And I think you're absolute failsauce at information gathering, but I had the good grace to be subtle about telling you, you lamenuts.

Maybe I was too subtle for you.

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wiretappingyou March 29 2008, 17:23:55 UTC
Touche, young'un. Touche.

I guess I'm not the only one bored.

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stilettoinface March 30 2008, 22:47:44 UTC
i heard rumors about like... zombies and stuff in the sewers

we've dealt with those before-- maybe it would be worth it to check it out, baobao?

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wiretappingyou April 1 2008, 02:58:08 UTC
There you are, Serizawa. What've you been up to?

...Hnnn. I don't like the idea of zombies or any of that bullshit, but it's worth checking out. Maybe you should bring Amano too.

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