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[wiseoldking]

Oh, Stainwright. I found it.

Comments

[shaeyoushaeme]

Where's your proof at that it's Ben's?

[wiseoldking]

I suppose we could try some identification charms on the ejaculatory fluid that's dried at the bottom of it. But I'd rather not touch it myself, you see.

[shaeyoushaeme]

That's disgusting. And also complete crap. I'm sure it took you all of two seconds to paste that together and blame it on someone who's not around to defend himself.

[wiseoldking]

Dover is inheriting the porn industry. He's always around.

[fauxblooded]

HEY! I look good!

IF HE MADE THAT I WILL PUNCH HIM IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN. WHAT A PONCE!!

[wiseoldking]

Don't blame him, man. You look hot.

[fauxblooded]

I KNOW!

I DOES NOT MEAN HE ISN'T A STUPID PONCE!

[wiseoldking]

Hey, hey. He's making millions of galleons off of photographs of naked men. I don't call that stupid.

[kirkeoff]

Damn it. I think I'm blind now.

[wiseoldking]

You make me blind. But in a good way.

[kirkeoff]

Why thank you.

[onetoughpuff]

Was that really necessary?

[wiseoldking]

Was that really necessary?

[onetoughpuff]

To express my disapproval, yes.

[wiseoldking]

Alright, you have. Run along now, and spread your cheery tidings elsewhere.

[vulgarking]

This is foul.

[wiseoldking]

I thought he looked rather pretty, myself. Each to her own?