If I was at home right now, I would get to go to the restaurant of my choice, and then would come home to a cake.

I've figured it out, you guys! If you plug your nose, it makes everything taste better!

Well, not better, but nothing really tastes different than anything else, so same difference.

Now, if only there were ketchup...

I've ignored this for a while, hoping that it would help. All these have been are constant reminders that the world is fucked up, and having events and memories documented in writing has an annoying way of making them seem more real and official. Being at school has this soul-sucking way of draining inspiration. Hogwarts - The Architectural ( Read more... )

Good luck and godspeed, my little Gryffindor vikings.

And anyone in Herbology - are you finding anything on ways for checking Fanged Geraniums for cavities? Can't say I really have all the much interest in botanical dentistry as it is, and all of my sources are coming up "Well, you can try doing this, but you'll lose a finger if you do."

Ugh. They are definitely back to their old selves again ( Read more... )

Story of a Baked Potato

i am here
baked potatoey goodness
hidden under
the bench in the corridor
near the loo of the lamenting lass
it is soggy here
can you find me ¿

getting colder
getting colder
you have found me
but i am freezing
and infested
by something slimy and green
that is not for eating

i can believe that's not butter

This is disgusting and I give up and ( Read more... )

In the Middle East, the Owl represents the souls of people who have died un-avenged. This feels annoyingly metaphorical now.

Ugh. A pox on you and yours, wobbling lardy tyrants. The owls did not sign up to be your guinea pigs.

At least detention always provides good company.

I have type O- blood. If anyone ever needs a transfusion I am the girl to come to.

Can I get a whatwhat from the other OhNegs around here? We are few and far between. We don't need no stinkin' antigen.

Can anyone else smell it? The sweet scent of freedom and chocolate and butterbeer and shopping just around the corner? I'm so excited, you guys. The idea of Hogsmeade actually happening has kind of given me new reason to live. Maybe we should have a pre-Hogsmeade celebration. It's almost worth sluffing through Double Defe Dark Arts today ( Read more... )

Chase!! How is your sniffing going?

Someone in the dorm was talking in their sleep last night. I'm very tired today because it kept me up pretty most of the night, but it was very interesting. I had no idea that there is a department in the Ministry specifically for waxing peoples' legs.