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[wiseoldking]

HOGWARTS!!

I need your help. Yes, that's right, your help. Each and every one of you can contribute and make a difference, and you should! Because it's for a GOOD CAUSE. What is this fine, noble, & upstanding cause you ask me? Why, the Malik Hakim does not deserve detention foundation. Now, I know what you're thinking, but this organization does

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[hasanose]

Your entry is very colourful.

[wiseoldking]

That's one vote for COLOURFUL. Anything else?

[hasanose]

Um...no?

[cornstalks]

How much truth would you like to hear?

[wiseoldking]

Loads of truth. Tonnes of it. So much truth it would honestly make you sick! Truth. C'mon, Stalk, what've you got?

[hooplite]

From what I've heard, you're getting a detention for annoying the Head Boy. Should've seen that coming, eh? That's what people get for not respecting authority.

[wiseoldking]

HOOPER. I am highly disappointed that you, of all people, would accept a rumour over my own word! The head boy and I are like this. (You cannot see it, but I am crossing my fingers extremely tightly.) I would never intentionally annoy someone in my life! I am the very picture of humble respectability & obedience.

[hooplite]

There's proof in the journals, isn't there? Not a rumour then. And I didn't know you secretly moonlight as Parkinson. I didn't need to know that either.

[wiseoldking]

Nonsense, Hooper. I'd look much better in a dress than Parkinson would.

[unapt_trimble]

Oiy, 'cept all I can say is that you wanted to lop my head off.

[wiseoldking]

For research purposes, Trimble. Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure and all that.

[kirkeoff]

Why are you getting a detention?

[wiseoldking]

A certain Head Boy whose name shall not be mentioned mistakenly mistook just some affectionate banter for rudeness. Oh Kirke, I think I could cry. Please Kirke. Save me.

[kirkeoff]

What's in it for me?

[wiseoldking]

Hugs and kisses and love.