Resolutions

[wiserabbit]

 1. I am becoming a proper vegetarian and cutting fish from my diet while I am young enough to get by without it. This is not permenant - if I either a) fall pregnant b) my periods stop like they did last time or c) I get old I will return it to my diet but until then our aquatic friends are safe from my plate

Comments

[bacony]

Aww, don't give up smut! While it is unladylike, the very concept of 'ladylike' belongs in the bedrock with the dinosaurs... Smut is entertaining and amusing and provides hours of harmless fun. Besides, the look of surprise on everyone's face when you do say something smutty is wonderful to behold!

[poppymayhem]

*nods*
Exclude "ladylike" and "proper" behaviour, who wants to be proper? I'd rather be smutty and surprise people any day! :)

[sarahlascelles]

I'd exclude ephrael as well if I were you :-)

[ed_fortune]

I give it all of thirty seconds. Smut is fun.

Also, I keep thinking of the witty Tom Lehrer ditty on the subject: here.

[myki]

Me too.

I've started being twice as smutty - just to make up for things.

Knickers!

See?

[ed_fortune]

That's not smut, that's just vulgar.

Lovely pear you have their, by the way.

[si_lloyd]

I shall look forward to feeding you potential lines.

I enjoy bating people. Some might call me a master.

[marcushill]

I take that as a personal challenge. I pride myself on being able to say "fnarr" and expound on the smut content of the most innocent comments.