Comments | wisheskill: 003 - Olaf has set in completely

wisheskill

003 - Olaf has set in completely

Jan 06, 2009 00:36

I demand many steins of mead and babies to eat! Plump, juicy babies! And virgins to make merry with!

Bring these to my room or I will crush your tiny human necks like the necks of wooden toy humans that snap easily with little effort!

flood || victim, olaf always causes problems, flood

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fanged_aleera January 6 2009, 10:29:40 UTC

For what do you need such things?

Try to cross us, foul beast!

wisheskill January 6 2009, 20:43:42 UTC

For carousing and making merry! Bring them to me or I will use your bones as matchsticks to light the houses of my enemies on fire!

fanged_aleera January 6 2009, 20:47:59 UTC

If we meet, I shall vanquish you with righteous justice! Of this, you can be assured!

wisheskill January 7 2009, 03:45:37 UTC

Many have tried to vanquish me and failed! I am Olaf the Troll God! No one can best me!

Attempt what mischief you may, puny mortal, but you can be sure that Olaf will never be defeated!

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major_west January 6 2009, 15:08:22 UTC

...what're you?

wisheskill January 6 2009, 20:44:09 UTC

I am a troll! A mighty, imposing troll!

Where are my mead, my babies, and my virgins?

major_west January 6 2009, 20:50:38 UTC

Um.

I dunno if they've got any of those things on the Barge. No babies, at least. Pretty sure I'm the youngest he-- Nope. No babies.

wisheskill January 7 2009, 03:48:08 UTC

No babies you say? But that is impossible! There are babies everywhere, like the rats that crawl through the roof of the alehouse or the prolific flame-red hairs in my beard! The world cannot survive without babies, and neither can Olaf! They must be here, you are hiding them! You cannot fool me! Bring me babies now, I demand it!

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namorofthesea January 7 2009, 00:14:43 UTC

Ew.

wisheskill January 7 2009, 03:48:34 UTC

Keep your opinions to yourself, tiny human!

runaway_donna January 7 2009, 03:31:08 UTC

Whoa whoa whoa wait just a second there, Miss Hagar the Horrible, I thought this troll thing was only skin deep? All right, I couldn't find you any eelsbane but that's no excuse to go all Medieval on everyone.

And babies? Really?

wisheskill January 7 2009, 03:50:12 UTC

Who is this Miss Hagar the Horrible? I am Olaf the Troll God, and all bow before my wrath!

Yes, babies. I wish for babies to eat! Why is this so strange to the humans here? All trolls eat babies!

runaway_donna January 7 2009, 06:25:45 UTC

Well you can't have any babies. There aren't any here, and even if there were you wouldn't be able to eat them. And if you don't like it you'll have to get used to it!

wisheskill January 7 2009, 06:53:17 UTC

I eat what I like and get used to nothing! Take your petty threats elsewhere, for my ears tire of them!