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[wisheskill]

That was disturbing and exceedingly unpleasant! Let's all pretend it never happened! Repression is the key to success!

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[gray_atonement]

Not everything can be ignored.

[wisheskill]

I am confident that this can! Put your back into it - a little effort goes a long way!

[runaway_donna]

Thank God that's over. No more cravings for baby meat I hope?

[wisheskill]

Certainly not! Now we can all settle down and stop this completely unnecessary talk of torches and pitchforks and other mob-like weapons of troll destruction.

Thank you for your valiant, though ultimately unsuccessful, attempt to acquire eelsbane.

[runaway_donna]

You're welcome. I'm sorry I couldn't find any, I just wasn't sure who to ask...

Are you sure you're all right? I mean, if it was me who suddenly turned into a troll, I'd still be locked in my closet blithering like an idiot. I heard some of the other inmates were really starting to go mad just from turning into humans.

[wisheskill]

In future, Rupert Giles is quite the expert on most occult matters. He should be able to help.

The troll I turned into was surprisingly specific, and I must admit to suffering some mild trauma upon discovering that there's nothing fun about being threatened with pitchforks. Actually being chased by them is much worse, I'm sure.

He... probably wasn't happy when I did that to him. The turning into a troll, not the chasing him with pitchforks. I didn't even own a pitchfork back then.

[tadwizard]

That sounds great! I wish I could.

[wisheskill]

I'm sure you can! I've discovered that the human memory is quite adept at forgetting even the things it is explicitly instructed to remember!

And even if you fail now, you just have to wait until senility sets in, and then you'll forget everything!

[tadwizard]

Dying is hard to forget. I'll just have to wait for the senility, then.

[wisheskill]

I am happily repressing my own death and am confident you can do the same!