005 - this was really inevitable

[wisheskill]

From the apparent panic that has flooded our microcosmic community, I am taken to believe that the mysterious disappearance of the aesthetically disturbing staff is quite the abnormal occurrence.

In their absence, I have taken it upon myself to offer my services to a delightfully dark and cryptic vampire male from my hometown by the name of Angel

Comments

[runaway_donna]

So you're cashing in on the looming threat of mass starvation, hmm?

...How much are you paying donors?

[wisheskill]

I am proposing a society in which everyone is granted the opportunity to excel based on their go-getter attitude and will to conquer! Hard work yields high rewards. That's capitalism at its finest!

I will acquire whatever you want as payment. Name your price!

[runaway_donna]

And just how are you going to get ahold of this payment?

I'm not accusing you of anything, but I suppose as your Warden I have to ensure you're not getting up to anything too shady.

[wisheskill]

By availing myself of the barter system and trading for it with other people!

It's not shady at all. But if you'd really prefer it to be brighter in my room - though I'm not sure I see how it's any of your business how shady or bright my room is - I'd be willing to get another lamp...