I GOT A NEW JOB!!!

Random post ahead!

I was reading an article today: (hopefully you can get to it without a log in) and it was talking about obese kids. Most of the things were pretty basic, if the kids are fat, the parents probably have crap food around the house, etc. But there was one thing that caught my attention ( Read more... )

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For some reason my e-mail address was put on a Republican mailing list. I have absolutely no clue why! But, I figured rather than opting out, I'd let 'em come and get to know my enemy (sorry Seals). So, this is a survey they sent me today. I thought about checking the boxes that would throw them off, but there weren't any options I would begin ( Read more... )

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Okay, so I have this thing at work. We keep getting all these requests from various government entities asking for payroll and HR information. Now, our payroll company is willing to create a database for us that has information for all of our CURRENT employees. The problem with this is that the information that's usually requested is for PAST ( Read more... )

HAPPY 4/20 EVERYBODY!

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." -Brendan Gill

the Comic
(33% dark, 38% spontaneous, 52% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Yours is the most versatile and also the most popular kind of humor. You'll crack a joke about just about anything, but you're not
mean-spirited or intimidating, so you can get away with it--even when, for example, you bust on Mexicans.

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Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period ( Read more... )