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[witchinbloom]

You know, I had an entire speech prepared on how Disney was a misogynistic jerk who made a fortune off of reinforcing institutionalized sex- and racism, but it just seems redundant now. Not to mention stereotypical. So I'll leave you all with one parting thought: Ursula was a lesbian.

Don't believe me? Go watch Poor Unfortunate Souls.

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[1inageneration]

Wait. Ursula as in, the voice-stealing tentacle-y octopus from The Little Mermaid?

[witchinbloom]

Sea Witch. Check.

[1inageneration]

But how do you figure?

[witchinbloom]

She lives in a womb-shaped cavern and takes out vicious revenge on men, who she reduces to tiny shriveled penises? Not to mention that whole tries-to-abduct-young-hotties thing.

[phasedcat]

Who wants some guy trying to be dashing Prince Charming saving the 'damsel in distress' anyway?

[witchinbloom]

Absolutely true. Booooring.

[phasedcat]

Like we can't save ourselves? Half the time they miss it up anyway.

[witchinbloom]

I'm pretty sure that's why we get talking animals.

[theotokos]

I'll never think of that movie the same way again.

[witchinbloom]

The men up there don't like a lot of blather. They think a girl who gossips is a bore.

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[harrysbackup]

I'm doing okay.

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[witchinbloom]

Okay is better than not okay.

What happens now?

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[harrysbackup]

Badness I'd rather not think about.

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[witchinbloom]

Is there anything I can do?

[ananticlimax]

I'll be honest and say I found the fact that only the dog couldn't talk more distressing.

So. Hey. You're Tara, right?

[witchinbloom]

You know, I never thought about that.

Yeah. I'm Tara.

[ananticlimax]

I think about strange things sometimes.

You're Willow's girlfriend.

[witchinbloom]

Yes, I am.