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[withkerth]

You know what, guy. you can keep handing me $10's and begging me for cocaine and i'm gonna keep taking and pocketing those $10's and telling you, "Dude. This is the COAT CHECK, not the COKE CHECK" and you're going to stand there talking about Jesus and chewing on your cheek like you haven't eaten for days and you're finally going to try to give me

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[holysex]

i love you.

[theuncouthyouth]

You are totally amazing.

[ezthrust]

WD-40 lasts longer and ruins more coke.

I forget where I read it. I think some club owner used to spray the tops of the toilets with it.

[ezthrust]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wiltshire/4177567.stm

[need_ritalin]

Apparently if you sprinkle bleach onto the toilet instead of water, you get a very unpleasant burning sensation in your nostrils if you decide to snort coke off said toilet...