DEAR SANTA DEAR SANTA DEAR SANTA DEAR SANTA,

This year I've been busy!

In fact, just today I plan on doing the world a favor and encouraging a suicide cult among those who choose to write you in severely obnoxious HTML! (over 9000 points)

For Christmas, I deserve a better teacher.

Sincerely,
Otonashi

During Halloween, how many of you only wear masks to make you feel better about yourself?

Don't answer, I already know.

When you're not floating memes around and complaining on your journals, you're crying yourself to sleep at night because no one will love that ugly face for you.

No one ever will. Now go back to the kitchen.

Hey, kidnapping psychopaths, hallucinations in a forced drug trip, or whatever you tards are supposed to be.

Put me back.