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[withpayment]

Don't tell me the wizards had something to do with this. One moment, we've got our Revolution, and now our Revolution's over, I'm in some bloody dark place with some -- what the hell is this thing, anyway? -- some bloody tonputee yelling at me about friends and happiness. Friends and happiness are all very good and jolly, but whisking people away

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[anosognosian]

I don't think ya' getting out of here, Miss.

[withpayment]

What. Is. Going. On.

[anosognosian]

You've been uh...kidnapped. Welcome ta' Alpha Complex. My best advice is look happy and busy.

[withpayment]

Where's the conveniently placed cell key?

[mr_computer]

Good morning, Citizen Rosemary-R-DIS-1!

Welcome to Alpha Complex!

[withpayment]

You.

Explain yourself.

[mr_computer]

Certainly, Citizen!

This is Alpha Complex, the most perfect city ever created! I am Your Friend The Computer, the leader of your marvelous new home!

[withpayment]

Very funny. Now tell me what's going on.

[slide_forever]

Another girl. Um, hi!

[withpayment]

Who are you?

[slide_forever]

Oh- er- I'm Chell. Uh. This is kind of a long story, so I'll give you the short version: you've been kidnapped by a crazy computer that's holding us all hostage. This city is called Alpha Complex, it's underground, there's no way out, and if you try to put up a fight against the computer, it'll kill you.

[withpayment]

. . .

What's a computer?

[theysaidiwasmad]

Good news and bad news for you.

Bad news: I've spent my spare time since I arrived here searching, and I haven't found a way out.

Good news: This place is enormous, so it's entirely possible the way out is just in a place I haven't found yet.

Anyways, finding an out is going to take days, if it can be done at all, so I'd suggest you at least get moved in and meet the locals. That's all any of us can do for now. I'm Gilgamesh.

[withpayment]

Hullo. Hope's like a silver spoon, isn't it? I'm Rosemary Palm.

[theysaidiwasmad]

Er...a sliver spoon, right.

[j_enigmatic]

Wizards? Oh, I don't think so.

[withpayment]

I figured as much. Even wizards wouldn't be this stupid.

[j_enigmatic]

No? You might want to be careful what you say, by the way.