Wake up! Wake up! Good morning inmates of Wit's Gulag, it is time for your morning announcements. Wake up, pay attention, and please remember to clean your bed pans, because we are NOT going to take any crap from you! Today we will be discussing the state of daily activities, special penal events, why the power is out, and remember ( at noon to report for a long group therapy session! )

As I am sure WitchMystral has explained, Staff for FPG has mystically clogged up the proverbial pooper. There are no hard feelings for those that have had to drop off this year. Stuff happens, and it is our jobs as people to attempt to understand that as best we can. Granted I am not always the best at this myself.... So in the spirit of my sudden ( Read more... )

( Or how to love like a horse )

Because sometimes things go in ways that make you wonder if other people have souls... ( Insulting a dead woman )

( The worries of getting where you are going )

Stuck, stuck, stuck. I am sitting in front of a window that gives me the lovely rainy view of a lake. A lake sitting in front of a house that is not mine. Within that house is a family I do not know. Sitting in one of that familiy's rooms I am, and I am mildly drunk. Just a bit. Okay. Maybe I am a bit toasty. MMmmm... warsteiner with a hydrocodine ( Read more... )

This just seems to suit the mood now, doesn't it?


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( Push this Button --} O )

( Or my hand wrist deep in a urinal )

( A few musical commentaries from a guy who likes to sing in the shower )