Another one bites the dust.

[wittymoron]

I guess it's true, my dating relationships really do only have a 3 month shelf life.

I'd ask what I'm doing wrong, but it would be the same old story. I'm being Jess, and that's enough to make anyone run screaming in the other direction.

Just friends huh? Fan-fuckin-tastic.

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[hard2explain8]

Jess. Are you serious? Then she totally wasn't worth it. If I liked girls, I would date you. But I like men. Like Chuck Norris- it's all in the moustache.

If you want to talk, you know how to find me! And I'll be back in Milwaukee before you know it.

Besides, I've known you *well* for like 2 years and I haven't run screaming in the other direction, now have I?

Lots of love heading your way.

[wittymoron]

I saw Chuck Norris on "Yes, Dear" the other day. The guy he was with wanted to talk roundhouse kicking, and all Chuck wanted to know was the words to "Little Bunny Foo-Foo" because his kids wanted to know. That's some priceless Chuck right there.

Lots of love heading back at you. You best believe that January 18-19 are going to rock everyone's freaking face.

[deadsexyjammy]

you're good enough. you're smart enough. and damnit, jess, people like you.

and if someone doesn't they should be taken out back and hit over the head with the world's largest ball of twine.

[angelich]

why the twine?

[deadsexyjammy]

obscure drop dead gorgeous reference.

[wittymoron]

I think I misunderstood the assignment.

We're going to need to get wasted and watch that movie. I could use some drunken retardation with the Melissa.

[raspberrychucks]

my ex had the same problem for awhile. every relationship she had would end after 3 months. then we dated and we last for 6½. i'm sure it's only a matter of time before you find someone who stick around for a substantial period of time.

[wittymoron]

Hahaha a "substantial period of time." Thanks Coley...

I just get sick of everyone thinking in the long-term and assuming an end to everything. Assuming an end begs for one, don't you think?

[raspberrychucks]

definitely. but i've also discovered that every time i'm in a relationship and start thinking i'm going to marry this person that they end up dumping my lame ass. you can't win.

[wittymoron]

That I will raise a glass to. In life there are no winners, just those that get by with a little less pain that the others.

I wish I was capable of just saying "oh well" and moving on. I've never been able to in a reasonable amount of time... any idea why that could be?

[angelich]

:( at least you're trying. Try not to be sad k? We can do something girly this weekend if you want?

[wittymoron]

I have basketball games all day Saturday and work until 4:15 on Sunday, but yeah, for sure, we'll try to do something. The busier I am, the more likely I am not to just wallow in my own self pity and sob for the next couple of weeks.

Love you lots Heather :)

[playingbyheart]

:( If "being Jess" makes anyone screaming in the other direction, than that person is an idiot and you just have to wait for someone who will appreciate you the way you are... and you'll find them.

[wittymoron]

Thanks Adena :)

We should hang out if we ever find ourselves in the same state again.

Regardless, find me on AIM... JeSSter1619 if you don't still have it.