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[wizardchessking]

Well this journal thing seems to be really taking off. Which is good, because there's bugger all else to do around here.

Seems like half the ruddy school is going to Diagon Alley on Thursday. It should be fun!

Comments

[not_theo]

Well Weasley, we're certainly seeing a new side of you. You want his arse you say? I never knew you were that way inclined.

[wizardchessking]

Oh shut it, Nott. That's not how I meant it and you know it. Trust a Slytherin to think something like that.

[blaise_a_zabini]

Make that two Slytherins. I never figured you for the type who went for blokes, Weasley. I mean, all those rumours about you and Granger...

[wizardchessking]

I'm bloody not the type who bloody goes for blokes! You're totally taking this the wrong way, Zabini.

What the bloody hell goes on down in those dungeons, I'd like to know, to make you all so bloody filthy minded!

[fan_of_west_ham]

Ronald, I'm very disappointed in you. You are definitely the bad egg of the family.

Hmmm...Maybe I'll draw you some Ronald Weasley banners for support. This should be amusing.

[wizardchessking]

Banners would be cool.

Er, does this mean that you'll be watching then? It seems we're going to have a big crowd. This whole thing seems to be getting out of hand!

[fan_of_west_ham]

I s'pose so. You must be very brave, Ron. If I were you, I'd be scared to death. So many people counting on you, watching you, as you face off the fiercest Hufflepuff of them all in a fight to the death.

But someone's gotta do it! And personally, I'm glad it's someone who's so sure of himself. Cheers to you, Ronald.

So, what would you like to be called on your banner? Ron? Ronald? Ronnie? Weasley the Great?

[wizardchessking]

Super Ron would be good.

And, er, you're being sarcastic about the fierce Hufflepuff thing, aren't you?

[first_born]

Ronald, stop putting ideas in mum head.

Do you honestly want her to give you the talk?

[wizardchessking]

Too late for that, she's been giving the the talk practically every day this summer. Honestly, I think she's obsessed with it or something...

[fearless_fear]

so the whole school thinks Im shagging hermione then?
I'm afraid so, Ron.

[wizardchessking]

But... why?

[blaise_a_zabini]

Put your mind at ease, Weasley. Nobody thinks you're shagging Granger anymore. Especially not after that public declaration of your wanting Smith's arse. Oh no, you couldn't possibly be shagging Granger.

[wizardchessking]

You're really not going to drop this any time soon, are you Zabini? Honestly, it beats me why you're so INTERESTED!

And just for the record - I DON'T want to shag Zach.

[cruciopotter]

That is far too much information, Weasel.

[wizardchessking]

Noone bloody made you read it, Malfoy, you great bloody prat.

[cruciopotter]

The extent of your vocabulary never ceases to amaze me, Weasel.

And tut-tut. What would dear Mother think of her precious, virgin son using such language.

[wizardchessking]

Malfoy...

There really aren't enough words to express how much I bloody hate your guts.