Dear Journal,

Today was INSANE.

Aw man. Today started out like it was gonna be a good day but it turned out to really suck ass at the end. I mean I really thought it would be good. It was horrible, definitely one of the worsts. CUCHIMAMAAAA!!! What a gip. And it's still getting worse. Hello, friday night and look at the bullshit that I'm stuck doing. Aw shit. It's just depressing ( Read more... )

I am the master of Disaster. Ever heard the frase '"when Disaster strikes"? That's cuzza me. It strikes, cause I'm makin it strike. I command it to strike. All I gotta do is say: "Hey Disaster-do me a favor- couldya go over to the fridge? Yeah I'm hungry, get me some olives, the green ones, and don't forget to put them on toothpicks. Oh and while ( Read more... )

I'm gonna cut this entry short. You know why? Cause I accidentally coughed just now. That's how little this journal shit matters to me. So little that a cough could through me off. I realised I have better things to do than write this...things like coughing. Now if you'll excuse me.

*cough-cough*

*bhuuuuccouggggggcchhh*

Tasty.

This is the first in a series of records- a chronicling of sorts. In which I will explain my most profound philosophies as well as give the readers an insight to my views. Soon enough the world will know my name and stand in awe before my majestic power. I will also occasionally ramble on about nothing(ie. this lame-ass journal entry). Please turn ( Read more... )