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[wjrobson]

Ugh. So much hate.

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[bobbie__thomas]

It's really almost overwhelming. Where to begin?

[wjrobson]

Alphabetical?

[bobbie__thomas]

Well, you're the one who made the list. Who's on top? Bass, Lance?

[wjrobson]

That sounds like a logical starting point. You know what's weird, though? He actually agreed with me the other day. I thought I was going to pass out.

[bobbie__thomas]

Ahh, but then everyone will say she's just using him to become famous. And feel bad for Justin for being used, and that will force him to dump her. And Justin will be a bastard and no woman will want to date him so he'll be all yours.

But for now? I'll call him a bastard. Just for you.

[wjrobson]

Thank you, babe. So, who can I call a bastard for you? Lance? JC? Joey? Oooh, Chris? Yeah, Chris. That's a good one.

[bobbie__thomas]

*sigh* Chris. Bastard. You see he told me he might not be over me? Yeah, I would have liked to have heard that a month ago. Not now. He's a bad-timing bastard. The worst kind.

[wjrobson]

You know why he didn't tell you a month ago? Cause he could have had you a month ago.

[bobbie__thomas]

I promise. I won't kick Justin's ass. Nevermind the fact that he could totally kill me.

And I think I will refrain from answering that question on the ground that I'm an idiot and have also taken him back. And also, I prefer not to be hit with a brick.

Oh Nick. Yes. He's hot. Really hot. And so nice. And hot. But. Alas, he is a boyband member and I've been banned. Or something. Plus? Totally in love with Maggie, who is totally in love with him, and you don't mess that up.

[wjrobson]

Yeah, I don't want to see you and Justin fight, cause I'd have to break it up and then I'd totally have to injure you both. Or something.

But you're not going to take him back again. You're too smart for that, we all know his little pattern. Joey, you, Joey, Lance and JC, you, Ron, Joey...I mean, the guy doesn't have the best track record for relationships. He's like romantic poison.

Yeah, and I'm in a committed relationship, but I can still look at him and say that he's hot. And not an asshole like so many of the people around here that I could name, but won't.

[bobbie__thomas]

Romantic poison. Very nice analogy, Wade. High marks.

Okay, yes. Hot. There. I've said it. Again.

Not fair! You totally have to name names. That's the point.

[wjrobson]

Thank you. See, I'm not that drunk yet, I can still make analogies.

Yes, I know how hot you find him. I'm suprised you haven't swooned yet.

And you know me, I hate everyone.