Humans display their stupid side to wildlifeThis is hilarious. Look, I can believe that people are just that stupid. What I can't believe is that someone thinks this is Disney's fault for portraying wild animals as cuddly, friendly creatures. Believe it or not, there's a difference between fiction and reality. See also: common sense. Which far too ( Read more... )

Maybe I spoke to soon about not making a New Year's resolution. Maybe I should try to eat breakfast every day. A cup of coffee just doesn't cut it anymore. I had a bowl of cereal this morning sans milk. Actually, sans bowl also ( Read more... )

At first we got an email saying we couldn't use Microsoft Instant Messenger at work because of some virus. Well, ha, I use Yahoo and AIM, so I'm safe. Except not, I guess. So...no IM for me at work until Microsoft comes out with a patch. So, probably never! Which might end up being a good (productive) thing.

I just cleaned up a bunch of mouse crap on my desk. If that's not a sign of what's to come in the new year, then I don't know what is ( Read more... )

I didn't know this, but Jenga has this Truth or Dare version that I feel like college kids have been playing for years. Except in our college version the blocks said things like "Chug a beer" or "Do 1 body shot" instead of "Cluck like a chicken for 5 minutes". We could have been millionaires is all I'm saying ( Read more... )

Yuck. I have a cold. I haven't been sick in a over a year and a half. It was a good run. Tim's been sick three times since the last time I got sick and I never caught it from him. This sucks ( Read more... )

Here's my business travel schedule for 2006 so far ( Read more... )

I just bit down really hard on the inside of my lip while I was eating, and it hurt. But I didn't think anything of it until I looked at my sandwich and it was covered with blood. Funny how I was starving 5 minutes ago, and now I'm full.

What a great feeling to be done with school! I'm so glad I was forced to finish in 3 semesters. The only thing I'm going to miss about school is the friends that I made, but "I'm sure we'll keep in touch." Not like that ever happens though. Here's to trying ( Read more... )

It's, like, cold out there. Which just made me think of the cheer "I said: Brrr...it's cold in here. There must be some ::insert your favorite team name here:: in the at-mos-phere." And I was NEVER a cheerleader. But I have seen Bring It On like 95 times. So...anyways. It's cold out. I can't wait for global warming to start taking its effect ( Read more... )