I almost lost this in a Christmas pudding ( Read more... )

Woah, well. Not so long ago, I was a young fellow who was kind of funny-looking and thought stuff was cool and wizards were awesome. Stuff is still cool, wizards are definitely awesome, woah, considering I am one of them, and I'm still young enough to be younger than some people. Not so long ago, though, I didn't ever even dream of being a dad, let ( Read more... )

An official notice to my long-time girl, Andromeda, who puts out whenever I ask nicely ( Read more... )

A man can only do so much! And I got one of those expiry thingy notificationer things, woah. So I guess I had to add "updating journal thing" to my list, yeah? And here I am, and I bet you're all jumping for joy! Then going who the sod is he, but it's okay, because it is I, Professor Tonks Senior ( Read more... )

NO REALLY WHERE THE BLEEDING HELL'S THE KETTLE PETAL

... hahahah kettle petal, such a clever bugger.

THIRSTY! MORNING TEA! Stewart's probably letting the place burn down in my absence the little berkatroid, NO TIME FOR THIS CAN'T FUNCTION WHERE KETTLE