Without Sukira, OR A Venture of Panty Robin Hoods

[wobaozhewo]

Without Sukira, OR A Venture of Panty Robin Hoods
Band Gen (Eeteuk, Eunhyuk), Crack, PG-13, 1254 words, Archive

A/N: In a world where Sukira doesn't exist! (And in which it is more than slightly implied that Eeteuk and Eunhyuk fail a lot...) ... /cries.

Original Post @ pornaloudinc

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[romancewasborn]

they're climbing through your windows
snatching your undies up

k that's all i have to say
/hides in shadows

[wobaozhewo]

Trufax, trufax.

They're hiding in the shadows with you. Just sayin'. 8)

[baby_buggs]

*cracks up* oh this is hilarious. the things they can get up to if they're left alone. XXDD

[wobaozhewo]

Thanks! lol, let's hope their adventures in Italy are just as fun! :)

[rodiy]

Well. It's certainty not what I expected. :]

My favorite parts include, "I need to wax and who wants to see that." for hilarity and "AHTDATDATDAT, okay. I see," Eeteuk interrupts, extending an hand out to motion for Yesung to return the underwear, and hiding his face with the other." because I could see it happening.

It was all well and good until I hit, "A foreign brand," Shindong says. "Why does it look used?" cuz that's kinda icky and also reminds me of the used underwear vending machines Japan has.

Though now with coley's comment, I'm tottaaaaaally seeing them sneaking into houses with capes! and stealing underoos. Do they have a system for it (Monday: boyshorts, Tuesday: bikini cut...), or do they scoop them all up ladle like?

[wobaozhewo]

... Is that a not what you expected "oh my god i can't believe this crap" not what you expected? Or a not what you expected "oh how pleasant" not what you expected? 8|

LOL. Actually, they are the scoopy-type and just steal every pretty girl's cute panties. If you watch Gintama epi 18, which the series as a whole seems right up your alley, you'd prob understand what I was trying for. xD And ew, I forgot about those machines, but thank you and Japan for reminding me of this.

I hope you enjoyed it XDDDD

[rodiy]

The latter. Obvsly.

And "Set in an Edo which has been conquered by aliens named Amanto, the plot follows life from the point of view of samurai Gintoki Sakata," makes me question your views about me.

Now, as a ladle type thing, do they just raid underwear drawers or just zoom in on any type of underoos lying helpless around the room? Because if it's the latter, the girl is gross for leaving her USED delicates in a room but if it's the former, that's doubly gross cuz girlfriend put her OBVIOUSLY WORN underwear in cohabitation with the clean ones.

[wobaozhewo]

Believe me, it's better than it sounds lol.

LOL 8) Hyuk grabs whatever he sees, on the floor, hanging up, in the drawer. Teuk is the one in charge of distribution, so Hyuk is in charge of keeping them stocked lol. |D

[peaches_n_kream]

ROFL. panty thieves XDDD

at the beginning, since you wrote 'witching hours,' i thought eunteuk were summoning or conjuring panties XD

"Did he mess up again? Maybe old man is getting old."

...and i still thought it up until here, lol i thought the magicked panties were landing in random places instead of where they should XD

Eunhyuk sputters and dashes around frantically. "Nothing here, nothing at all! How did all these girl things get here!"

lmao, your hyuk is so precious <3

[wobaozhewo]

LOL. Actually, I had an idea that they could've done it magically. Technically, how they stole panties without getting caught in the first place was magic enough within itself 83

Hyuk is precious without my interference |D♥

Hehe, thanks for commenting~

[xapplekiss]

LOL.

That is all.

//mems

[wobaozhewo]

Ooo, haha, it's like a gold star |D Thanks! 8D♥