life should be less like ( this )

mom:  can cats be gay?

me:  i guess all animals can be gay.  we have gay goats, right?

mom:  so all goats are gay?

me:  what?  no.  how would there be baby goats then?

mom:  i don't know, maybe they're bi.

okay, so i am watching i'm a celebrity get me out of here (which i have been watching for over an hour, sorry mom and dad) and WTF heide and spencer might be sponsored by god.  every two seconds they're praying together, praying OVER other people and apparently one of the lesser baldwins baptizes spencer next?  another thing i am learning is that ( Read more... )

oh no i started watching weeds last night and i am addicted!

no one knows this about me and i think it solidifies my status as a crazy cat lady but i have a collection of cat whiskers.  whenever a cat whisker happens across my path, i put it in my collection.  i have maybe 30 cat whiskers.  finding a new cat whisker doesn't happen often but it did tonight.  i have a friend who i don't talk to anymore, not ( Read more... )

also, to whoever watched the office last night- how amazing was the cat in the cabinet???  with the cat harness??

this weekend we went over to our german teacher's house.  it was very big and pretty and it smelled like apples.  we watched 'der tunnel' which was based on the true story about this team of friends who built a tunnel under the berlin wall to sneak their families from east germany into west berlin.  one of them was an olympic swimmer who dug most ( Read more... )

most of you probably know my brother for being socially awkward and loving funyons.  that was pretty much what i thought of him too, before my mom called me the other day to tell me that he has a GIRLFRIEND.  and a kind of hot girlfriend too ( Read more... )

i'm in this class and there is a girl sitting in front of me (african american) with a tattoo of angelica from the rug rats on her shoulder that is the size of my hand.  forever.  that is on your body forever.  what the fuck is your problem, you crazy bitch.

this is serena, starting over with some freshly baked bread.