VBS is my only friend.

watching the graduate. not sure what i'm going to do with my life when this movie's over.

i guess if ryan´s writing about being drunk and silly, i will, too ( Read more... )

the terrible thing about sensible people is that they never chase each other from city to city anymore.

MANIAC MACHINE ( Read more... )

RAAHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

my grandmother is in the adjacent bathroom telling the plumber about "the upheaval in kenya."

he's trying to relate by telling her about "american-indian tribes" fighting and explaining that he's "not really into that type of politics."

good lord now he's talking about his son's eleven-year old friend's tits


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feelin reckless. want drugs drugs drugs in my brain brain brain. probably a good thing i didn't buy any yesterday ( Read more... )

i think when i finish my burberry perfume i'm going to dis-assemble it and clean it out real well and turn it into a little vodka spritzer for people's tongues.


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what makes me a happy person:

1. the re-emergence of the kind of goth we can all get behind.


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