Horrible, horrible employment

[wolf_wolves]

I just got a phone call from a drone asking me why I was late for work.

At a law firm.

I can't be a lawyer, I don't know shit about the legal system! I was in jail for two hundred years![[OOC EDIT: So apparently I'm an idiot and Free DIDN'T actually kill her. He just stole the magic eye. I'll try to pass it off as Free being ICly spacey, but if

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[waitingforjava]

Hey, I was dead for five years before I came back from Hell and ended up a prosecutor. It can happen to anyone.

[wolf_wolves]

Literally?

[waitingforjava]

Well, almost anyone.

[wolf_wolves]

No, I meant did you literally spend five years in literal hell?

[dodo_master]

I had gotten a call telling me I had to go to school! Obviously they know nothing about age and experience in this town.

[wolf_wolves]

Seriously.

[dodo_master]

200 years is quite a long time to be in jail. What did you do? Steal something very big?

[wolf_wolves]

Actually it was very small.

[thief_of_truth]

Oh! Who do you work with? Is it Mr. Edgeworth? Mr. Gavin, maybe?

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[wolf_wolves]

I don't know. I don't even know where the...office? The headquarters? What do you call the main base for a bunch of lawyers?

Whatever, I don't know where it even is!

[thief_of_truth]

The Prosecutor's Office? It's probably at or near the courthouse.

[wolf_wolves]

Thanks.

So, these Edgeworth and Gavin characters. Friends of yours?

[katto_katto]

From what I gather, that's better knowledge than some lawyers.

[wolf_wolves]

What is, centuries of a tiny cell?

[katto_katto]

I mean, no-one understands the legal system.

[wolf_wolves]

Huh. Well I might as well take a look at the job, at least.

[ominousjoy]

N't s'bad. ((Fellow lawyer, boo ya!))

[wolf_wolves]

What was that?

[ominousjoy]

((...)) I sed; Not s' bad. Th' job, I me'n.

[wolf_wolves]

Well sure, if you want to be a lawyer and don't mind being stuck in an office all day while things are actually happening in the real world.