I'm sure moments like this happen to everyone...

[wolfcaroling]

...You know that moment, when you've just expressed a desire to put part of someone's baby in your mouth, and everyone looks at you askance and express feelings of discomfort with your cannibalistic tendencies?

...And you try to justify it by pointing out that lots of people say things like "I could just eat him right up!" and like to gnaw on baby

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[bcdm]

I'm glad to know that you're my wife.

That's all I have to add to this thread.

:-D

[wolfcaroling]

I'm trying to decide if that's sarcasm or not :P

Hannah

[anonymous]

You mean there are people who DON'T want to eat babies??!?

What's wrong with them? Why would you have a baby, if not to chow down?

I'm partial to feet, myself. Even though they are unbelievably stinky for something that hardly ever wears socks. Also plump cheeks. I hope Violet never knows how close I came to having HER for Xmas dinner this year.

You can totally come and nibble on my kids any time you like.

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On another note, Salty sleeps all night as long as his crate is in our room. Privacy + hot sex sacrificed on the altar of not getting up to pee a dog at 3AM. I consider it an acceptable trade off at this time. ;)

Re: Hannah

[wolfcaroling]

XD Once he can sleep through the night quietly and reliably, you could always foist him on the boys!

Especially that sweet-cheeked little James of yours - om nom nom

[grinning_dagger]

I sort of had a moment like that. I was out with my friend Carrie and some of her friends a couple of weeks ago, and I said something about how I don't find the male body attractive but in a way that said that I figured everybody felt that way. I think my exact words were, "Well, who wants to look at the male body anyway. It's kinda *mleangn*, anyway." Everybody laughed, some uncomfortably. The girl I was talking to directly was like, "Oh I find the male body very attractive." Now I think they think I'm a closet lesbian and in total denial.

[bromache]

Now THIS sounds familiar...

[wolfcaroling]

I haven't had this moment, but I'm on your side of the fence. Men's bodies, especially their genitalia, are extremely... functional. They aren't meant to be pleasing to the eye.

Then again, girls are icky.

It's tough being straight :p

[grinning_dagger]

Don't be silly, they don't think you're a closet lesbian. They think Mike has some kind of horrible secret deformity.

For the record, men can be beautiful when clothed. But penises? are just funny-looking. I don't care who they're attached to. ~ Hannah

[bromache]

Can't say I want to eat babies at all. Though, as a child, I was tempted to bite the nose of a baby my mother was looking after. The immediate crying, and boogers in my mouth, made me get over that desire quickly. *shudder*

[wolfcaroling]

When Kylie was small, I kept pretending to eat her hands. Luckily, she thought it was hilarious. I'd better not try it with my coworker's baby, since she already looks at me suspiciously when she sees me eyeing her child.

[bromache]

Yeah, you better watch it. Mamas can be very defensive. ;)

[wolfcaroling]

Om nom nom!

[jeanniecee]

Hahahahahaha!!! Babies are quite yummy though I must admitt I've never actually bitten one lol.

[wolfcaroling]

I've never bitten one. Just pretender to gnaw...