So I have this client for the time being out in east bumblefuck long island. The geniuses who set them up didn't bother to configure DHCP (or any of their other services for that matter) right the first time, so I've been having to troubleshoot it. Normally this is a no-brainer. Not today (or yesterday for that matter). Yesterday, I sent out a ( Read more... )

I am an online marketing executive and putting together a portfolio of my work for potential employers. I don't do design, just strategy, but I'd like someone to help me present my work via an online portfolio.

I have all the creatives and some descriptive text of each campaign that I'd like to present with each piece. As far as the other stuff ( Read more... )

So I've been sending my resume out for the last few days to all of the major cities, according to craigslist ... Here's one that I replied to ....
miami.craigslist.org/mdc/sad/1511627650.html

This evening, I received the following e-mail ... ( Read more... )

A friend of mine recently forwarded this e-mail to me with his own comment of "I Think this guy has a point, a very strong point. Arabs can't have it both ways.", which I personally found a bit short-sighted on his behalf and felt that I should respond.  Afterwards, I decided to share it and make my own statement to the rest of the world.  You can ( Read more... )

Thanks guys.  There were some good ones in there that I didn't really think of, and some that were just so strange that they needed to be in the list.  Most likely, the director is going to want me to make some revisions, so who knows if this'll actually end up in the final cut, but I'll be gunning for it.


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I'm doing an animation involving all of the things that people hate.  I need some inspiration.

Tell me what you hate in under 10 words, and I'll add it to the list, and you'll be able to see it in the final sequence of Liszt for President.

I'll be collecting for only a couple of hours, so get to the hatin'!

As I pop my head out of my cave, looking for my shadow, I just want to share something really quick.

First: a bit of inspiration in the form of a dung-loving fungus called pilobolus

and second, a bit of a reminder from a divorced husband

http://packetstormsecurity.nl/unix-humor/100.things.sysadmin.says.html

I've bolded the ones that I've actually said in front of a client.

1. Uh-oh.....
2. Shit!!
3. What the hell!?
4. Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?)
5. That's SOOOOO bizarre. 6. Wow!! Look at this ( Read more... )

T-Shirt Hell is bringing back all of their limited edition shirts for the holidays. I personally love most of their shirts, and figured you guys might be interested, so here it is:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/limitededition.php

And the coupon code is BLUEBALLS.

Thursday, October 5th, 2006
"Last Ska Show at CBGB!"
CBGB
315 Bowery
New York, NY 10003
7PM
w/THE PIETASTERS, Big D and the Kids Table, and The Specs
$12adv/$15dos
16+ w/ID