I'm so bored. I hate being the observer. Who's stupid idea was it to monitor bipedal behavior in deep space? Seven years is practically half my life! I'm a hound, dammit, not some tiny lap dog that sits around all day looking cute.

Bounce, talk, bounce, talk, bounce, bounce, bounce. Talk, bounce. Stupid yellow ball. Doesn't Jon have anything better to do tonight? You're a pretty good human, Johnny boy, but you're driving me up the wall. This dog's trying to get some sleep. See me lying here on my uncomfortable bed ( Read more... )

Hey, everywhere I go is history. Dig it? Ha! Dog joke. Never mind. You humans are pretty slow. Take my human. Please. Ha! Another joke. Never mind. Tucker might've got that one though ( Read more... )