My mother, sister and wife were all unsuccessful in changing me from my under-roo wearing, NES playing, fart joke making man child into a productive member of society.  Instead I took the approach of pretending (ie, lying) to be respectable and adulty like ( Read more... )

So, I find myself on livejournal again.  It's odd, yes.  It's awkward, to be sure.

Ok, that's done with, I'll just write about my day, right?  I wish it were that easy.  My life is so much different now.

Wife?  Check

Babies?  Check

A crap ton of stress?  Check!

John + Kate, you got nothing on us. :)

I'm still quite the prude when it comes to girl matters.  A few years back I bought my first (and last) Maxim.  This year, during the season of Christmas, I decided it was time to conquer yet another unknown frontier.

The panty store.

Ever since I was a kid, the lingerie section of any store would send chills down my spine.  I ain't afraid of no ( Read more... )

Finals week. A little busy, a little lazy.


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I used to believe that teaching was a noble profession. But now I realize people just say that kind of sh't to trick people into doing it. As some kind of cruel joke, instead of paying teachers more to increase job satisfaction, we get pats on the back. Long hours? It's noble! Get paid less than the local Taco Bell? It's noble! Work with ( Read more... )

Growing up I regarded myself as stupid, while my sister was brilliant in all things. For my father, she followed in his footsteps to M.I.T. For my mother, my sister was a natural musician. Going through school, teachers would greet me with open arms, "I'm expecting the same level of work as your sister," only to sigh in a disappointed way when ( Read more... )

A few days ago I looked through an old email account. And low and behold it had stuff by this guy named all2swift...so I click...and I'm back...and you're all still here ( Read more... )

I'm on the atkins kick again, and no matter what anyone tells you, there be some pretty bad side effects ( Read more... )

Last weekend was a non stop freak fest ( Read more... )

Life's a Bitch ( Read more... )